• August 25

Yee Haw?

I popped into Brookstone in the mall today to kill a little time before meeting up with friends. While I was checking out the foam mattresses, wireless speakers and ball polishers, I glanced over and saw a middle-aged overweight guy on one of these:

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Pretty hot, right?

The idea–and this thing comes from Japan–is that the horse-riding motion of the saddle will work and tone your buttocks, back and abs helping you get that hot cowboy (or girl) figure you’ve always dreamed of.

Of course the girl who works at the store thought it was the stupidest thing ever.

And of course I couldn’t bring myself to get off the damned thing for like ten whole minutes.

Yee haw!




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