The Client “Crucible”

When I “quit my job” back in January I suddenly found myself in a “weird” and pretty cool situation . . .

Namely, I had a lot more people trying to hire me to write copy, do launches and do interpretive dance (OK, maybe not that part) than I had time or desire to take on . . .

In order to simplify my life, I set up a series of rules and criteria for new clients. If a potential gig didn’t fulfill these criteria, I’d pass on it.

If it did, I’d at least consider taking on the job.

I call this my “Client Crucible” . . . it’s drastically simplified my life and (even if you aren’t
at the “I’ve got more work than I want” stage yet) I think it can do the same for you . . .

Here are the 5 questions I always ask myself before even considering a gig . . .

1. Does the product do what it promises?

Yeah, I know. In a perfect world I wouldn’t even have to ask this question. But the fact is there’s a LOT of crap being sold out there these days.

So before I take on a gig I like to have at least some semblance of proof a product will actually

WORK if you use it. (If you don’t use it . . . well, that’s your own problem.)
This cuts a lot of pie in the sky, lose weight and make moolah products out right away.

2. Has the client already had success?
Once you get to a certain level, you tend to get a lot of folks crawling out
of the woodwork looking for a “marketing Jesus” to come “save” them.

To get on the “maybe” list, a client has to have had some level of success in their life, either having built a business, competed in high level sports, climbed a mountain . . . something to show me that they’ve got what it takes to actually “get stuff done.”

There’s nothing worse than slaving away on a project or a sales letter that never sees the light of day.

I also generally want my clients to have some good marketing chops and a plan that goes beyond just “we’re going to put this eBook up and see what happens.”

3. Can I “leverage” the relationship?

This is a big one these days. Will doing this job create a relationship that can pay off financially or otherwise in the future? Some of my best friends and JV partners have started off as clients.

4. Is the client trying to nickel and dime meor sell me on “hope?”

Pretty self explanatory. Most of the deals I do these days are based off a retainer up front plus a chunk of sales on the back end.

If the first words out of a client’s mouth are “How much do you charge?” I know pretty much right away they’re not somebody I want to work with.

5. What does my gut tell me?

Do I “like” the people involved? Are they people I actually WANT to help become more successful?

Does the idea of working with these folks make me want to commit ritual sepuku?

This is much more a “Feel” thing than anything else, and I’ve walked away from some seemingly “great” gigs in the past because my gut was screaming that something wasn’t right.

One note: What you might notice is”Will I make a boatload” of money isn’t really on the list.

It’s not that I don’t like making money, but in my experience no amount of
money is going to compensate if you’re “In bed” with a bad client.



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Chris Haddad

Chris "Mr. Moneyfingers" Haddad... Results-based marketing consultant, frankly-awesome direct response copywriter, strangely good dancer, capitalist hippie and all around great guy. On this site he shares all sorts of tips and tricks on how to make good money in bad times... opines fiercely on things that matter to him and occasionally goes a tad bit nuts. Plus he can do that thing with his eyebrow.