Spam of the Day

Some of the best modern fiction today is being co-opted by spammers. My regular dose of “C i a l i s” and “v1agro” spam came in this morning, but at the bottom of the frame one of them had this:

“you, Mr. Bourne. And care for you.
Jason looked at her in the shadows, grateful for the darkness; she
could not clearly see his eyes. Then be reasonable and use your head,
he said coldly, suddenly feeling so old, too old for such a
transparently false lack of feeling. We know Carlos is in Moscow and
Krupkin isnt far behind him. Dimitris flying us there in the morning, ”

Which is, of course, from one of the “Bourne Identity” books. You see? Spammers aren’t evil. They’re spreading good literature to the world!

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