• July 20

Bad Copy, FREE IN THE WILD!!

I woke up this morning, rolled (literally) out of bed and stumbled over to my desk to check the morning’s mail and news.

Here’s what I found in one of the RSS feeds I have setup on craigslist for a full time copywriting position (don’t worry, folks, I’m not leaving you.):

“This position will create online tactical copy solutions that support seasonal/brand strategies and drive sales profitability. ”

Uhh. Ummm? You kiss your momma with that copy? Bad writing is a plague. A plague of nasty, biting insects. Avoid it at all costs.




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Chris "Mr. Moneyfingers" Haddad... Results-based marketing consultant, frankly-awesome direct response copywriter, strangely good dancer, capitalist hippie and all around great guy. On this site he shares all sorts of tips and tricks on how to make good money in bad times... opines fiercely on things that matter to him and occasionally goes a tad bit nuts. Plus he can do that thing with his eyebrow.